Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours???
Wife 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
Wife 1: Oh, mine was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner, we walked for an hour. When we came home, he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab or auto. We walked home, which took an hour, & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!!!!!