A wife hits her husband with a rolling pin.
Husband: “What’s that for??”
Wife: “I found a piece of paper with the name JENNY on it!!!”
Husband: “I put a bet on last week and JENNY was the name of the HORSE!!!!”
Wife: “huh… I’m sorry!!!”
Next day wife again hits him with the rolling pin!!!
Husband: “Why???”
Wife: “Your HORSE is on the phone.”