Husband thought he saw a cockroach
Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen.
He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.
Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
Me and my husband were sitting on our couch watching TV yesterday
So me and my husband were sitting on our couch watching TV yesterday.
Suddenly, I hear that I got a text on my phone that I left in the kitchen. I go to the kitchen to check it, and it’s a text from my husband: “Please bring the chips on your way back”
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