FINALLY! BLONDE MEN JOKES:
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts “Did you find the shampoo?” He answers “Yes but I’m not sure what to do…it’s for dry hair and I just wet mine.”
A blond man spots a letter on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”. He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blond man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”