A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job

A blonde walks into a police department seeking a job. The officer begins with some basic questions: Officer: “What’s 2+2?” Blonde: “Ummmmm… 4!” Officer: “What’s the square root of 100?” Blonde: “Ummmm… 10!” The officer continues, “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” Blonde: “Ummmm… I dunno.” The officer suggests, “Well, you can go home and think about … Read more