So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said,

I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.

She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for

B*tt Licking Dog. She said

B*tt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to  be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it.