A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR.
BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID.
“IF THIS VACUUM DOESN’T
REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF
IT I’LL PERSONALLY EAT
WHAT’S LEFT.”
I REPLIED, “I HOPE YOU’RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!”