Paddy and Mick were in a bar, and they were both watching the television

Paddy and Mick were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on

It showed a guy on the bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.

“I’ll bet you €10 he’ll jump,” said

Paddy.

“Bet you €10 he won’t,” said Mick.

Then, the guy on the television closed his Yin and threw himsel Mick hands Paddy the money.

 

” can’t take your money, said Paddy. “I cheated you. The same story was on the five o clock news.

“No, no. Take it, said Mick. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!!