An 80 year old lady was marrying for the 4th time.
A newspaper asked it she wouldn’t mind talking about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living.
She smiled and said,
“My first husband was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher and now in my 80’s, a funeral director.
When asked why the 4 men had such diverse careers.
She explained,
“I married one for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go.”