A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, “I can tell you’re single.” She smiles and responds, “How do you know … Read more
A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you’re sweating?” the owner asks. The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
A man called the hotel manager and said, “Come up quickly! I fought with my wife, and now she wants to throw herself out the window!”’ The manager replied, “Sir, this is a personal matter, and we can’t get involved. I can call security…” The man interrupted, “No! This is a maintenance issue. The window … Read more
‘Wheel of Fortune’ Puzzle Sparks Controversy Among Viewers Wheel of Fortune viewers were surprised by a recent puzzle solution that sparked mixed reactions among fans. Despite earning contestant Adam Goodell a hefty $2,450 win, the solution left some viewers in stitches while others were taken back by its risqué nature for a family-friendly show. The … Read more
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says, “It’s a candle.” St. Peter lets him pass. The Welsh man jingles his keys and says, “They’re sleigh bells.” St. Peter lets him pass. The … Read more