A Mother’s Encounter with a Slow Vehicle Leads to a Photo And It Goes Viral On her blog, “Thoughts, Dots, and Tots,” Hailey portrays herself as a “mom, wife, Mormon, counselor, and professional worrier with a slight obsession with polka dots and zombies.” One morning, she encountered frustration due to traffic, particularly being stuck behind … Read more
Little Johnny’s Arithmetic Problem Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said, ‘6.’” “But that’s right.” “Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3×2?’” His father asks, “What’s the f***ing difference?” Johnny says, “That’s exactly what I … Read more
THE PASTOR’S TEETH A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 10 minutes. But the following Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours… until the congregation realized he couldn’t quit, and … Read more
“The Brady Bunch,” an iconic American sitcom conceptualized by Sherwood Schwartz, graced television screens from September 26, 1969, to March 8, 1974, broadcasting on the ABC network. The heartwarming narrative orbits around the lives of a large blended family composed of six children—three boys and three girls. The central characters, widowed architect Mike Brady (portrayed … Read more
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.