An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts…

An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts… An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts… so the driver happily munches them. Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts… Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself? Old lady: I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth. Driver: Then why do … Read more

A married couple never fought, not even…

A married couple never fought “A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, ‘How is that even possible?’ Husband replied, ‘Well, we went to a ranch for our honeymoon. While horse riding, my wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell off. She got up … Read more

A married couple never fought!

A married couple never fought “A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, ‘How is that even possible?’ Husband replied, ‘Well, we went to a ranch for our honeymoon. While horse riding, my wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell off. She got up … Read more