An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts…

An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts… so the driver happily munches them. Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts… Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself? Old lady: I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth. Driver: Then why do you buy them? Old lady: “Oh, I just love … Read more

“Another Captain Lost to the Alaskan Sea” – 

“Another Captain Lost to the Alaskan Sea” – Alaskan Sea TV Show Captains” likely refers to the captains featured in popular reality television shows set in Alaska, such as “Deadliest Catch” or “Alaskan Bush People.” These shows often highlight the lives and challenges of captains and crew members as they navigate the harsh waters of … Read more

Blonde Customer Outsmarts Salesman Over Window Payments!

Blonde Customer Outsmarts Salesman Over Window Payments! Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The man complained that the work had been completed a year ago, and I still hadn’t paid for them. HHHellooo… just … Read more