A Nun And A Priest Stranded in the Desert

A nun and a priest found themselves stranded in the desert after their camel died, leaving them with little hope of survival.

As the sun beat down and desperation grew, the priest said, “Sister, it seems unlikely that we’ll make it out of this alive. Before we pass, may I ask you for a favor?”

Curious and solemn, the nun replied, “Of course, Father. What is it?”

The priest hesitated but then said, “Sister, before I die, I have always wondered… May I see your chest?”

After a moment of contemplation, the nun nodded, saying, “If it brings you peace, Father, so be it.” She revealed herself, and the priest marveled, murmuring, “It is as beautiful as I imagined, Sister.”

The nun then asked, “Father, may I request something as well?”

“Certainly, Sister,” the priest replied.

She said, “May I see your manhood?”

The priest hesitated but then agreed. After revealing himself, the nun looked curiously and even touched it lightly. As the priest grew flustered, he suddenly said, “Sister, did you know that if I place this in the right spot, it has the power to create life?”

The nun’s face lit up with hope, and she exclaimed, “Well, then, Father, put it in the camel so we can get out of here!”