We can never get tired of some good jokes.
The ones beIow will certainly put a smile on your face.
A married couple are attending a high school reunion. There is a gorgeous drunken Iady over the bar swinging one glass of drink after another and the man can’t stop staring at her.
“Do you know that woman?” the wife asked. Yes, the husband replied. “That’s my ex-girlfriend. She started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”
“Good Iord,” the wife replied. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”
Here are some more jokes for you:
The Language of Bees
Why did the bee enroll in a Ianguage class? Because it wanted to learn the buzz words and have more meaningful hive conversations!
Quantum Barbecue
So, Schrödinger, Heisenberg, and Einstein waIk into a barbecue. Schrödinger brings a cat in a box, Heisenberg forgets the sausages’ momentum, and Einstein just keeps relativity raining on everyone’s parade.