Daughter: “Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.” Father: “Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that … Read more
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house, and while he was sneaking around, he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, “Jesus is watching you.” In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar … Read more
Understanding “Best By” Labels on Canned Foods “Best by” labels on canned products, like corn, green beans, and tuna, indicate when the food is at its peak quality, not an expiration date. These foods can often be safely consumed well past the labeled date if stored properly. Canned Corn and Green Beans: Canned corn and green … Read more
If you notice someone with eye-catching tattoos while walking in your neighborhood, remember that some tattoos can be linked to gangs. Gang activity isn’t just a big city issue anymore—it can happen in our own towns. It’s important to recognize signs of gang membership to keep ourselves and our loved ones safe. Gang members often … Read more
So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless. “He was on his phone! Can you believe it?!” she exclaimed. “And, to make matters worse, he was sitting there, casually sipping on a can … Read more