A Christmas Joke
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says,
“You must have something on
you that represents Christmas.”
The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says,
“It’s a candle.” St. Peter lets him pass.
The Welsh man jingles his keys and says,
“They’re sleigh bells.” St. Peter lets him pass.
The Irish man pulls out a G-string and bra. St. Peter says,
“How do they represent Christmas?”
Paddy says, “They’re Carols.”
