“Two wives go out for girls’ night. Mine came back with a…”- LOL “Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave. The … Read more
If I’m given a choice of where to sit at a restaurant, I will almost always go for the booth. Not only are the chairs more comfortabIe, but the nestled-in dining experience is also more intimate. As someone who enjoys privacy, the booth is the perfect solution. However, if you’ve ever been in a restaurant … Read more
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
Here’s What It Means If You Spot A Home With A Star On It… Note: we are republishing this story which originally made the news in January 2021. In late December 2020, a social media post sent shockwaves across the internet, suggesting that homes adorned with five-pointed stars were secret signals for “swingers,” a term often … Read more
This is why you should never take your wife to the state fair – LOL This is why you should never take your wife to the state fair. My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the … Read more